If the A Team can do it, so can I!
by Yuri Hauswald
23 Jan 10

When I heard that the A Team was being made into a movie, due out in theaters in July of this year, it got me thinking about how popular tv show series, especially those that run for many years, are, in a bizarre, parallel way, similar to the annual action that takes place on West County roads during the Grasshopper Adventure Series. In its 12th season, the Grasshopper has grown in stature and popularity, all the while maintaining many of the same solid cycling characters who act out similar plot lines each year that never seem to get boring. Some characters fade, never to be seen again. Others resurface, thought to have been “written off” or killed in some strange accident, stronger than in years past. Iconic TV shows like Hogan’s Heroes, MASH, Dukes of Hazard, Cheers,The Jeffersons, The Odd Couple ran for years, only getting better with time. The cycling drama that has unfolded on West County roads for the past eleven years has also only gotten better with time even though the basic scripts have remained the same, as well as many of the major actors. To honor these shows and the practice of remakes, for better or for worse, I decided to republish a personal piece about the Cazadero Grasshopper that was in our second issue of Bike Monkey. My hope is that it might, with a few new photos thrown in, get people excited for the Grasshopper’s twelfth season.

I tell my students not to always believe what they see on television, so I try to adhere to the same principle when it comes to reading road signs.
In 1776 the Spanish Catholics of the Franciscan Order built the Mission of San Juan Capistrano, most famously known for the cliff swallows that leave their winter homes in Goya, Argentina, and make the 6, 000 mile trip to Orange County, CA to nest and spend the summer. This migratory pattern has been happening for centuries. The mission also holds the distinction for housing the oldest continually used building, a chapel that was built in 1782. It could be said that a migratory movement of a new kind, one founded by monks of a different order, is quickly approaching its yearly arrival as it has for over a decade.
Why spend all of new years evening refreshing Bike Monkey’s website so you can just inevitably get frustrated and crash the servers again? Relax… Go enjoy your friends. We’re postponing registration until SUNDAY afternoon.
Happy New Year everybody. See you at our new Boggs website in a couple days… http://boggs.BikeMonkey.net








A bit late to the press, but lovely to behold nevertheless, Issue #7 has now been loosed upon the eagerly awaiting hordes of subscribers. After our break to put out the GranFondo special edition, we’re back to casting eyes in all directions, including yours. In keeping with the arrival of our beloved leader’s new daughter, we tried to focus on the kids a little bit this time around, but dubious and inappropriate references inevitably found their way through the cracks. Enjoy, good people.
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Cyclocross Santa Rosa 2010 is coming to a close on Valentines Day weekend. February 13th, and at Doyle Park near downtown Santa Rosa to be exact. This year we switched up the format a bit, starting the A’s a little earlier than normal. That’s gone quite well, and now we’re coming to a close. To celebrate another fun season of friendly, muddy cross racing we’re offering up “Ladies Day”. That’s right. Women race for free at our next cross race. There’s nothing special do to except show up and convince us you’re a lady, then sign a waiver. We don’t ask for much.









There is a mountain tucked away in the hills above the fertile valley floor that sheds its water into two major wine growing regions. Lions make their home here, sometimes appearing briefly, curiously in the back yards of residents that flank the upheaval. It rises to over 2,700? above the ocean’s surface thirty miles to the west. It is the fifth highest peak in Sonoma County and from its summit sweeps a three hundred and sixty degree panorama that leaves you breathless. Not to mention that it will straight-up bitch slap you for even looking at it with less than a humble eye. Sounds like a great plan for the fall!
Start at the intersection of HWY 12 and Adobe Canyon Road and ride. Climb past the ranger kiosk and turn LEFT on gravel road. Stay on this road, and turn right whenever you can and keep climbing. You will find yourself on pavement again, hurting. Don’t give up. But save something for the view. You’ll know when you get there.